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Bowl of tens

A way of describing the time, or telling someone how long something will take.
When it is nearing the hour:

Friend - "what time is it?"
You - "Bowl of tens"

OR

Friend - "How long will you be?"
You - "Bowl of tens"
by Henrix September 5, 2008
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bumper bowling

The tendency of a pedestrian preoccupied with another task (e.g. talking on a cell phone, fiddling with a portable music device) to veer left and right across the sidewalk, unknowingly blocking faster-walking pedestrians attempting to overtake them.

So named for the similarity between the perpetrator's movements and those of a bowling ball in the eponymous ten-pin bowling variant, in which the lane's gutters are blocked by bumpers to prevent gutterballs.
"I just missed the Muni because I couldn't get around some Bluetooth idiot who was hella bumper bowling."
by derat January 6, 2008
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Golden Bowl

When a man fills a condom with urine and inserts it into a woman’s vagina only to f*** her until it pops.
Last night I was banging this chick and gave her a golden bowl
by KevinDaPengui August 26, 2018
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Kanye's bowls

A place in the universe only jefree star's strap on has reached.
After Kim found out Kanye cheated she was sad that she never got to find out about kanye's bowls.
by Necrozma Beam January 7, 2021
mugGet the Kanye's bowlsmug.

firecracker bowl

A bowlof packed herbwith one vertical stem sticking up from the middle, to be lit first to imitate a fuse.
Billy: “Bobby you idiot, you forgot to pick out the stems!”
Bobby: “No Billy, that’s a fuse. This is a firecracker bowl.”
by mepboi February 20, 2018
mugGet the firecracker bowlmug.

bolder bowl

A nug of marijuana resin close to the size of a dime or bigger which has been scrapped from paraphernilia.
"Hey man scrape that piece."
"Make a bolder bowl!"
by EvanZG. March 6, 2008
mugGet the bolder bowlmug.

Bowl of Dicks

What fuckboys can eat while they are being fuckboys. Also can be used to describe someone who has made you uncomfortable or upset.
Those Fuckboys at the end of the bar can eat a Bowl of Dicks
by MetzgerMeister1 December 25, 2018
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