Blinging The Bishop

The act of shaving and adorning the male member with glitter and jewels to improve its attractiveness.

John usually spent his Saturday afternoons blinging the bishop ready for an evening of mad debauchery...

by shane ye January 24, 2011

slapping the bishop

To expose your package and touch it inappropriately, especially in public.

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for slapping the bishop at the adult theater.

by Ken Seabury July 23, 2018

Throttling the bishop

To masterbate so vigorously that it resembles shaking a member of the clergy in a most violent manner

I've been really pushing my luck recently, you can only throttle your bishop so much before someone calls the cops Throttling the bishop

by Uncleboozer August 22, 2019

John The Bishop

Johnthebishop is an amazing twitch streamer who will read you bedtime stories if u ask nicely <3

Yo John The Bishop is an amazing twitch streamer

by Ethanoll hehe January 31, 2020

Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen

by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020

Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen

by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020

St Mary's Bishops Stortford

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all

kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum

by mumstealingyalist May 5, 2022