al-ness

its a disease where someone gets crazy stubborn and annoying and stupid and annoying and blenderable and annoying

You're so annoying, you must have caught the al-ness

by buttercupniche September 13, 2021

Ale

An Ale is a complex person with a beautiful soul and a wonderful mind. “Ale”s tend to be very pensive and thoughtful, constantly thinking of everything everywhere all of the time. This overthinking may be a burden to them, yet a blessing to everyone else. People seem to open up to Ale almost instantly, as most Ales are seen as very trustworthy by others. Ale has an amazing taste in music, and the most beautiful eyes you will ever see. Meeting an Ale may be the best thing that’s ever happened to you.

“Wow, I love talking to Ale.”

by Zeke Wooten November 20, 2023

Brother Al

An African American Asian man who cooks in his underwear but wears a homemade v cut tee-shirt and apron. Always taking constant pisses in his garden even though the bathroom is twenty steps the other way.

Finley: What up brother al

Brother Al: what do u want I’m cooking

Al slugs beer and pisses outside

by TheBrotherMan2002 June 16, 2018

Enterprise, AL

Home to the Boll Weevel and a really good high school. Lots of drugs and gang warfare!

James: *What city do you live in*
Raged E-Barbs: *Boll Weevel*
James: *Oh no*
Come to Enterprise to get robbed :D
Enterprise, AL is a city where there is a downtown and a statue.

by taxthepoor:D January 23, 2024

Al Capone

A person who simply gets a warning because someone reported their post on Social Media for creating offensive content while the person who shares the content gets his account suspended.

Based on Al Capone who was accused of racketeering but never convicted. He was arrested on trumped up charges of tax evasion.

First Person: I thought you were in facebook jail after that thing you posted
Second Person: No. they deleted it and let me off with a warning.

First Person: What? I shared it and now I'm not allowed to post for 3 days, you like the Al Capone of Facebook

by Cheatmaster786 February 10, 2020

Punch the ale

To party hard

Friend: You going to Luke's tonight?
You: Yeah i might go and punch the ale a little bit

by Driveby_joker January 23, 2017

Al Dente Blowjob

A blowjob with a pleasurable amount of teeth

Joe’s girlfriend gave him an al dente blowjob last night

by Anonymous grifting June 30, 2025