Alpha Male

Said unironically by submissive femboys who want to be anally destroyed by oiled up BBC.

"I like men."
"You're such an alpha male. There's nothing more manly than liking other men." *enters a passionate 10 hour long threesome*

by Afro-Chan January 17, 2024

Non-Brainrotted Gen Alpha

one of those gen alpha people who's like 13-14 (as off 2025) and is just surrounded by brainrotted kids and somehow they're immune to any brainrot. Almost extinct and will probably die out eventually.

Guy: Yo do u think im one of those Non-Brainrotted Gen Alpha guys

Guy 2: Ohio skibidi toilet rizz gyatt capybara sigma NPC bro thinks he’s in a movie unspoken rizz bing chilling nah he tweaking L + ratio goofy ahh bro got that dog in him 💀💀 corecore edit playing slowed reverbed Juice WRLD while staring at the ceiling Minecraft parkour in the background bro’s whole life is a POV TikTok filter

Guy: man shut the fu-

by TheLucasus12 March 10, 2025

gen alpha

idiotic kids born between 2012-2025, though people tend to vary the range quite a bit. gen-alphas are the creators of trash jokes and memes that don’t make sense at all. for example, skibidi toilet. who’s laughing about singing heads coming out of toilets? are you literally retarded? get a life.
it’s very rare, but sometimes kids in this generation aren’t that bad. but it’s EXTREMELY rare.

gen alpha: omg im so sigma skibidi toilet im so much better than you i have the w rizz you have the l and fanum tax ohio sigma yes
actual human: are you mental?

by roikau July 7, 2024

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

Person A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person B: Okay son, can you please stop smoking pure colombian heroin?

by kisuuuuuu January 2, 2024

Alpha Male

The Worst males to ever fucking exist

A Alpha Male is so fucking cringe

by NorthBoy99 April 13, 2025

Alpha bio

Alpha grrrrrr ruff ruff

(This whole things a joke btw)

Alpha bio: Grr listen to daddy
Girl: why your not my mom-
Alpha bio: no but i am alpha bio.
Girl: OH SO SORRY

by Alpha bios child69 August 14, 2022

ALPHA FAIRY WOLF

yoselin. yes you yoselin. yoselin. yos....e....lin. yes YOU. YOU ARE THE STRONGEST ALPHA FAIRY WOLF OUT THERE. YOU ARE THE ONLY ALPHA FAIRY WOLF OUT THERE. you are the best.

"mirror mirror on the wall...whos the most alpha fairy wolf of them all?"
"you are YOSELIN."

by lvna July 1, 2024