Molly is that one person in your life who only comes by once. Right when you think you have nowhere to go in life, she will turn up and you will never want to let her go. It will begin at friendship but before long, you will long for more. Everything about her will have you smiling with joy, from her happy little squints, to her cute little burps and hiccups. Due to her modesty, she will never realise just how amazing she is. However, every one of her mannerisms will be reminding you of the fact. She's generous, selfless, unique. Wiser than she has any right to be at her age, if you'd heard some golden advice, it's what she said. She has the greenest eyes, with just a hint of hazel in them. Dimples in all the right places. You will love her.
by Darrenytol October 9, 2020
Get the Mollymug. “Rachel’s seeing that guy with the facial tatts and nazi regalia collection,, she’s such a broadmoor Molly”
by Shteeevie 3 July 4, 2018
Get the broadmoor mollymug. A bland or basic person that is palatable yet otherwise, the lesser of two options if given a choice against a person with more exuberance in nature or appearance.
by The.Smoking.Gun January 17, 2024
Get the Molly milk toastmug. An uninformed and questionably motivated member of the community whom seeks to prevent the very interventions and the professionals providing such interventions that would resolve their concerns with a pressing social issue located in their immediate community. Similar to the "concerned citizen", Mollies are specifically known for their confrontational and dehumanizing attitude towards marginalized populations (ie. the unhoused, sex workers, substance users, and minorities) while simultaneously feigning concern and presenting themselves as part of the solution. Mollies are not known to be inherently stupid, but more often than not, they are intentionally dense and reflect a malicious willful ignorance that is irrational towards evidence-based practices employed by professionals to resolve the very issues that the Molly feels emotionally attached to.
I went to the city park today to provide case management services to the unhoused that live in tents when a Molly that was picking up trash yelled at me and told me that 1.) It was obvious that I didn't know how to do my job because no one was leaving the park and getting into housing right at that immediate moment; 2.) She pays taxes and this is her park; 3.) SOME of "these People" are human beings that she alone cares about; 4.) Substance users and the mentally ill are dangerous and need to be locked because that's what Tucker Carlson says; and 5.) I'm going to call your supervisor.
by Jack Trainer April 27, 2021
Get the Mollymug. Molly is a happy pill.
by Linzo Peters April 4, 2022
Get the Mollymug. A girl who thinks she is the shit and has a false sense of entitlement. She is not nearly as cool, attractive, or smart as a fucking doorknob.
Molly Faker, blone girl is at a party and thinks she is too good for anyone and everyone, but even her decent looks do not compensate for her bitch of an attitude. She thinks she is too looking and guys are scared to talk to her, but in reality her RBF (Resting Bitch Face) says it all and the guys see right through it.
by PruvenOne March 6, 2015
Get the Molly Fakermug.