German Kiss

When you and a friend touch buttholes as if your sphincters were giving each other a kiss.

I caught Tom and Randy with their pants down, and yes you guessed it, giving each other a German Kiss

by Tinypeckerbigballs September 19, 2023

German Logger

This is a person fascinated with inserting the weights from cuckoo clocks up their cloacus because they like the way it feels.

The only thing that makes a German logger happier than entering a cuckoo clock store is exiting a cuckoo clock store.

by Uberdyke April 14, 2021

German Sausage

Gay anal sex

Man 1- hey dude I totally had some german sausage last night!
Man 2- yo same!

by broman4206969 September 1, 2021

German flag

When your having your period and you shit and pee at the same time it makes a German looking flag, black red yellow 🇩🇪

Girl: holy shit I just did a German flag on the toulet

by Holeymoleyguackamoley September 29, 2023

Little German Chocolate Hole

When you stick an almondjoy in your partner’s asshole and fuck it until it melts, then nut in it and siphon it out with a hershey’s squirt bottle (creating ganassche) and use it to glaze a chocolate cake.

“Yesterday was my whore sister Cindy’s birthday, so I fucked her ass with an almondjoy and made sure she got her little german chocolate hole.”

by Herpderpity May 12, 2025

dirty german shot

When a man shaves his pubs then sprinkles them on top of a shot glass full of liquor

My girl lost a bet last night and I made her take a Dirty German Shot

by FSubby March 19, 2015

German Beltbuckle

When you tuck your erect penis into your waist band to hide your massive boner.

I was bricked up just looking at the teacher I had to pull out the German Beltbuckle

by Bigshmoneydawg July 5, 2021