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am i speaking chinese?

The phrase “Am I Speaking Chinese?” Is a metaphor people use when they don’t think the other person understands something one has said/explained.
Do you understand or am I speaking Chinese?
by Meeklew2003 February 7, 2020
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No. 1 Chinese Super Buffet

Any Fort Collins restaurant causing intense stomach and intestinal distress brought on by over-eating and usually accompanied by hiccoughs, a long walk home, a loss of $12, and followed by diarrhea and vomiting.
It smells like No. 1 Chinese Super Buffet in the bathroom, I almost got the hiccoughs just being in there.
by W.vs.I November 29, 2009
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Sneaky Chinese Finger Link

When two people are fucking someone they don’t want anyone to know about.
Me and my bf invited our Sneaky Chinese Finger Link over last night.
by Bearcock April 13, 2022
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Magic Chinese Buffet

Sometimes valued at over $1 Billion dollars, a magic chinese buffet is one of the most mysterious sights one can behold, as well as the most intriguing to experience. Legend says that the power of this delicious rarity cannot be understood by the majority of mankind. Only a few may ever be tempted with the mystical being who supposedly offers a chosen one the chance to pick a check for one billion dollars, or to be subjected to the majestic, magic chinese buffet. many choose the unbelievable wealth offered, however, only the truly fortuitous and kind at heart will have the opportunity to experience magic in the world over an extrinsic reinforcer such as simple cash.
Magic Chinese Buffet master: Good sir, I now offer you the choice to choose $1 Billion dollars to be all yours, tax-free of course, or the option to experience the only bit of magic you will ever be subjected to in your feeble lifetime.
Steve: There's no doubt in my mind, I want to experience magic, to know that said mystical happenings exist in this world, and of course, to indulge in what is, the Magic Chinese Buffet.
by Steveshiftyshaft January 18, 2011
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Chinese Checkers Syndrome

When you do something for so long, that it starts affecting you when you're not doing it. Similar to the Tetris effect.
Jake was playing Chinese Checkers for two hours. Afterwards he kept imagining himself taking someone's eye and jumping over their other eye with it. He was a victim of Chinese Checkers Syndrome.
by XX Stone October 11, 2011
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Chinese Chink-A-Flink

The act of a Chinese couple ejaculating onto each other’s faces and pushing one, at random, down the stairs, leading to them being knocked out. Then you aggressively fling a big handful of scat onto the face of the other.
Joseph: Woah, you should’ve seen the Chinese Chink-A-Flink I did to Sophia yesterday!

Gary: Wow, I sure missed out!
by JoshTheEdgyBoi July 2, 2018
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