an evil little teddy bear who hides in christmas trees, and christmas night breaks all the presents, pisses on the floor, and commits suicide for a good laugh of his peers, one tree can consist of 5 to 6 coo bears, i suggest you clean your tree out because they are little fuckers
by crustynraunchy December 04, 2007
by Ricky 12121 April 20, 2010
Requires three people. In front of a hot fire, one person (usually the largest one) will lay down on the floor motionless as a bear rug would. The other two individuals have sex on top of that person while the other person remains motionless and silent.
Can be used as a verb or noun.
Can be used as a verb or noun.
Want to come over tonight? There's going to be a blizzard and we'll need someone sturdy to be our bear rug.
by JPPitt February 25, 2011
A sexy cute lover that has huge perfect bouncy balls. He also has a huge dick with a lot of gurth and he knows how to use it.
by Carve a ham! August 14, 2011
A fictional term that bullies use when they ask questions or give maintance advice to ricers.
There is no such thing as muffler bearings however most guys who know nothing about cars can easily be convinced that it is part of their maintance.
Ricer: Is there anything I need to know before I install my new exhaust system?
Bully: Make sure to grease those muffler bearings before the install (bully laughs under his breath)
Bully: Make sure to grease those muffler bearings before the install (bully laughs under his breath)
by truckguy6 June 28, 2007
May describe a masculine, well built gay man or a large, hairy gay man. The term has developed a looser definition and can sometimes refer to the dominant male in a gay relationship. Opposite of a twink.
by Elisabeth11 February 22, 2013
The mystical creatures in your room who steal your stuff when your not looking. Scientifically proven that they are the reason behind the strange occurences when you know exactly that you put something in a specific place but it's not there.
"What the hell, where is my wallet? I knew I put it right here...Damn Carpet Bears!!"
"Dude have you seen my cell phone? I can't find it." "No, the Carpet Bears probably took it."
"Dude have you seen my cell phone? I can't find it." "No, the Carpet Bears probably took it."
by Crazyw00 December 01, 2007