Eating mayonnaise out of the jar

Tasty?

Common response to this: getting called pearl.

Someone: "I like eating mayonnaise out of the jar."
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"

by mlgdoge_12343 April 27, 2024

Hey guys check out my new camera

That is not a camera 💀 (gun)

A; "Hey guys check out my new camera"
B; "That's a gun"
A; "Oh wait that's not a camera"

by accterm March 30, 2024

Close out

bring something to an end.

"Steve tried to close out the conversation"

by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024

pissed out

Pissed out or all pissed out means bedding, stuffed chairs, sofas, car seats and the like that has been ruined by urine leaked by incontinent users.

I sat down in a theater seat and told my date, "Honey, this seat stinks; it's all pissed out!"
Sorry lady, I had too much beer and pissed out your love seat.

by Be Bop a Lula December 11, 2021

Ratting Me Out

This word is what shows when kaden likes sucking people and hating life

"GUYS STOP RATTING ME OUT"

by LAACER November 6, 2021

'fro it out

To change one's hairstyle by accident or intentionally into a 'fro.

"You call your hair straight, but it's actually kinky; you might as well 'fro it out."

'Your hair is all messed up, you might as well 'fro it out.'

'My perm damaged my hair girl, I'm going to 'fro it out next week.'

by Carl Brownski Threads February 15, 2010

flaking out

deciding not to do something, sometimes because you’re scared.

Named after Jeff Flake

“Jeff Flake could’ve done something historic for America and women, but he flaked out.” -flaking out

by georgewashisrollinginhisgrave October 7, 2018