beating the shit out of your midget friend

you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it

Hey babe what you doing this weekend

oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend

by big man with little things April 14, 2018

Hug your girl/boy best friend

Nov. 15 is the day you get to hug your girl or boy best friend!

Hey it's Hug your girl/boy best friend

by Loving the broskis November 14, 2019

National Ask Out Your Crush Day

National ask out your crush day is on January 1st. New year, new you. Go for it!

National ask out your crush day. Do it bro. If they deny you, then you have the confidence to workout in the gym for the rest of your life.

by Mr. I don’t know December 23, 2021

get your dick off my back

When a man is getting all up in your grill either phisicly or otherwise.

Hey John where is that quarterly report?

Shut up Bill GET YOUR DICK OFF MY BACK!

by targonot May 15, 2015

your on some lil nas gay shit

Since lil nas has come out gay i've just started saying your on some lil nas gay shit

"i stuck it up my boohole"
"your on some lil nas gay shit no cap m'bro"

by Wonderboyleon August 11, 2019

National slap your bf/gf day

Slap your bf/gf at anytime but only on oct 20

Bf/gf:hey babe
Them: *slaps gf/bf
Gf/bf: ow
Them: it’s national slap your bf/gf day :)

by Bebetime October 17, 2021

National hangout with your gf/bf day

On October 19th no matter how busy your schedule is you have to take time out of your day to hangout with your bf/gf

I’m skipping my baseball tourney tomorrow to hangout with Alexa for National hangout with your gf/bf day

by Wisesalrus12 October 18, 2019