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“Top Shit” Bitch

The simple bitch who uses everyone for money, rides, and whatever it takes, but when called out on it, calls everyone “Top Shit”
“Hey did you hear about Desiree? She’s a “Top Shit” Bitch”
by DarthNater November 18, 2017
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Shit-faced Sober

Someone who is so ugly, that they literally look like they have had too much alcohol. Someone like this will have a constant look that when people see him/her, they will want to throw up.
Hey, have you seen Mary today?
Yeah, she's become Shit-faced Sober.
Huh, what a shame.
by DoubleTre33 June 29, 2011
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Holy shit is that a turtle

Also known as H.S.I.T.A.T.

It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.
"Holy shit is that a turtle" said Eli before he broke up with the girl he was with someone.
by Almost heaven December 27, 2019
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casual life shitting

When you've become so close with someone that you can shit on each other's lives without anyone taking offense.
My brother and I are so close that casual life shitting has become completely normal in my house.
by pegasus1231 May 14, 2014
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Eat Shit and Die

(v) FAA terminology for crashing into the ground. Often shortened to "Eat Shit."
KiloCharlie1: Yeah, that 737 just ate shit. I dont know if you wanted to stall out on "flight test for NASA".
Callsign "Ethan" in a 737: Yeah, I just crashed.
KC1: You mean Eat Shit and Die?
by StanmichNomenclature June 12, 2020
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pious little shit

A person or persons devoted to following and adoring one person/god/goddess.
That pious little shit won't stop following me everywhere I go.
by Gypsy Go Gyrl October 15, 2020
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