getting my shoulders loose

A euphemism for masturbation evoking the appearance of the masturbator as viewed while looking through a window, or seen from the waist up.

One would think by the amount of times I've been caught getting my shoulders loose I'd learn to close my blinds at home. NOPE, busted again........At least the neighbor girls had a good laugh

by keepitloose September 18, 2012

get out of my level

A phrase used to combat noobs. Originated from the game Runescape where different worlds were new levels.

noob leveled up to your superior gaming level and killed you.
"dude, get out of my level"

by arabiannights1001 March 7, 2012

take my plate downstairs

A phrase used to escape awkward conversations or situations.

Jimmy: mind you shagged at that ugly burd.
Thomas: I need to take my plate downstairs.

by TomoC22 March 1, 2011

Armadillo in my prayer garden

When a guy performs oral sex on a woman.

Girl A: (texts girl B) "what are you doing? "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "

by JennDubs1 August 6, 2011

I ate my grandma

why are you here

i ate my grandma, what to do next

by Asleep123 April 7, 2023

A brownie with my morning coffee

A subtle way of mentioning you took an enjoyable poo this morning while or before drinking your coffee.

Sorry for being late. I had a brownie with my morning coffee, and it took longer than expected.

by Legalbaguette May 9, 2023

My credit card number

102839182

Hey I just got the 69 $ from that free online money store
Me: Gtes a notification that someone used all my money from my credit card because they have my credit card number

by Shrimp 🍤 November 12, 2020