ANAL ALAN = ..SHIT..

I have a PET CESTODA and he is named TASMAN who is more important than me, my PET comes first that is what the little girls and little boys as well as what the babies want.

ANAL ALAN = ..SHIT.. which is SHIT IN SHIT and he can go lower BUTT my CAPSTANO PEPPER loving PET TASMAN is in charge and for my pleasure I GET SEROOUSLY GOOD STOMACH FUCKING.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 17, 2021

I’m the fucking shit

I’m the best!

If you can’t think of anything to be grateful for just think about how I love you because I’m the fucking shit

by Dizzy Dagger November 12, 2017

Eat Shit September

You eat shit on September.

Have you guys participated in Eat Shit September yet?

by anonymous November 11, 2021

Hey y’all shits

A night of shot gunning a porch pack of hey y’all’s will make you shit liquid in the morning.

Bro, the hey y’all shits just hit me so hard, I’ll be 2 minutes.

by CADgirlsgone2wild September 1, 2019

piece of shit car

a civic

"my ex drives a piece of shit car"
"what kind of car is it?"
"a civic"

by oktonii October 23, 2020

Walt Disney Shit

When a person takes a bowel movement and then brakes into song and dance about a friend in me, being our guest, or getting down to business to defeat the Huns.

When you’re taking a shit and wish upon a star at the same time.

A term said by your grandpa (Brandon Rogers) when he’s trying to get you an empty stall to poop in at DisneyWorld.

“Pause Mulan! I gotta take a Walt Disney Shit!”

The new Mulan ain’t gonna have MooShu. Ain’t that a Walt Disney Shit”

by Doctor Quiet August 30, 2019

poopy shit fart

when someone calls you a "diarrhea emoji" on Twitch you reply by calling them a poopy shit fart.

Person 1 in chat: "hey diarrhea emoji."
Twitch streamer: "what up you poopy shit fart"

by hottdog November 19, 2021