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man

Person born with a penis between the legs.
by Quardisplay April 6, 2023
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a way of saying "go play dead cells its a good game"
hey bro, go suck a big juicy black mans cock
oh dont worry bro, I already have, its great
by gayfaguwu September 30, 2023
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Bad man

Usually a sarcastic way of saying that somebody is tough
John:I just stole an apple from Lidl

Jack:Bad man you are
by S2rover February 16, 2022
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Man-Eyes

A gender specific medical condition impairing the vision only of the male population, making locating everyday objects next to impossible. Or more simply, it makes the male blind to the bleed'n obvious.

"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."

"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".
Husband: "Honey, I can't find the milk. Do we have any left"

Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"

Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"

Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"
by U_Guru April 18, 2025
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nah man thats crazy

when somebody does something that you can't describe how dumb or crazy or good it is.
*Quandavius breaks a window*

Dingleton: oh my balls
Lord Balsackios: nah man thats crazy
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mans

A referral to one's self, especially prevalent in the greater London area among young street men. "Mans" is fairly similar to the U.S. usage of the n-word among African-Americans as it is extremely frequently thrown around in the U.K.'s "grime" genre of music, and on the streets.
"I said babe, mans not hot; I tell her, mans not hot." -Big Shaq

"U see, mans is de best footbol playa in east London, ya dun know"
by Guido Luigi Fettucini Alfredo October 27, 2020
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Ha ha yeah man

by Biggest pollard ever August 9, 2020
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