Seattle spoon wheel

Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.

I got freeze burn from doing the Seattle Spoon Wheel

by Afakename June 27, 2024

Wheels

Someone who is a harbringer of death, distruction, and chaos. Schizophrenic sociopath who believes that skinwalkers are real and that they are impersonating some of his closest friends. Called Wheels because they for whatever reason can't use their legs and need to use a wheelchair.

Friend: Oi Wheels want to go to Cap C's?

Person who is dictated a "Wheels": Your not real.

by RollinWheels November 29, 2021

Smay-Wheel

Usually a good friend going along somewhere with you and your date. Not a third-wheel, a smay-wheel. Usually liked more than your date. Also hotter than your date.

Dude, don't you think shes gonna be a third wheel? Nah, she's a smay-wheel, we all good.

by Jaxon Ostrichtail March 10, 2010

Wiley On Wheels

Roses are red
Violets are blue
She'll have your devices down
Or it's bye bye for you!

This girl is a math machine,
watch out out for those poppers!
she'll roll in on her thunderbird (or cart)

and rock your world!

Just remember to clean up your room.

Here comes Wiley On Wheels! Oh man, She is MAD!

by Caden F. May 28, 2021

Wheel of Father

When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.

David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.

by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023

Hot Wheels

Kicking someone down the stairs when they are on fire. Sending them tumbling down the stairs like a "wheel".

Oi, Im gonna give you the hot wheels treatment if you fuckin test me

by StoneHusky August 6, 2023

so you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly

Opening lyrics from the theme song of the widely recognised TV show "Pimp My Ride".

Wheelz: I need more pussy.
Papa Franku: We gotta pimp your wheelchair.
(music plays)
DJ Zinc: So you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly...

by xXx_Pu$$ySl4sher_CuntD4nku_xXx April 18, 2017