turd sandwich

someone who is pissing you off beyond belief. most commonly used when speaking of idiodic presedential candtidate.

god you r being such a turd sandwich! GAWD

Pres. Bush is a stupid turd sandwich.

by jiggawhut?! October 16, 2005

turd herder

Someone who drives a septic cleaning truck or who cleans porta-johns

The turd herder is coming to clean my septic tank

by awafcaw November 19, 2006

Turd Faggot

A turd faggot

A man who blockes a turd coming out of the anus of the other man with his penis.

An insult.
That stops the compition in its tracks.

Luke : "You fucking choad muncher!"

Ciaran : "You turd faggot!"

Luke : "...."

Ciaran : "I win again!"

by Ciaran Bowen September 12, 2006

turd dildo

The definition is as the name implies. It is simply the excretions of a rectum, used as a feminine masturbation tool. Yes a turd used as a dildo

Mary was forced to use her turd dildo when her sorry lover could not deliver the pleasure she desired.

by Anonymous Ball Smacker March 20, 2003

Eco-turd

An Eco-turd is defined as a person, usually wealthy, who is always trying to project him or herself on the forefront of popular concepts or practices. This individual is seldom driven by conscience or principle but rather appearance.

Mr. Fletcher has just moved in his eleven thousand sq ft GREEN built home in the exclusive gated community he had constructed for he and his wife. He turns to his wife Mimsie and says :" Mimsie, I think it's time to trade the Hummer in and maybe buy one of the new hybrid SUVs that are getting up to 14 miles per gallon. i think the flex-fuel badgiing on the front and sides would impress our friends at the club."
Oh Howard, you're such an ECO-TURD

Oh Howard, you're such an Eco-turd !!!

by Walter Eagle December 20, 2010

turd barnacle

A person who is generally perceived to be so incompetent that all tasks given to them invariably turn to shit.

This applies especially to those who (for one reason or another) are not, or cannot be fired, and they drift along clinging to their shitty work, sinking project after project in a craptastic cataclysm of titanic proportions.

I hate dealing with Jenkins, that turd barnacle in marketing. I spell out exactly what I need, and he still manages to screw it up. He's promised the client a rocket powered nose hair trimmer that runs on gummy bears.

by kynaris June 4, 2011

Orange Turd

An alchoholic beverage. Mix 70 percent Malibu rum and 30 percent Jager, stir in 1 Tsp. orange kool-aid, drop in 2 slices of orange, serve chilled.

I can't believe you hooked up with that nasty ho last night!

I was orange turdin' all night, at least it was a chick!

by Hot Lettuce November 4, 2010