someone who is pissing you off beyond belief. most commonly used when speaking of idiodic presedential candtidate.
by jiggawhut?! October 13, 2005
by awafcaw November 19, 2006
A turd faggot
A man who blockes a turd coming out of the anus of the other man with his penis.
An insult.
That stops the compition in its tracks.
A man who blockes a turd coming out of the anus of the other man with his penis.
An insult.
That stops the compition in its tracks.
Luke : "You fucking choad muncher!"
Ciaran : "You turd faggot!"
Luke : "...."
Ciaran : "I win again!"
Ciaran : "You turd faggot!"
Luke : "...."
Ciaran : "I win again!"
by Ciaran Bowen September 12, 2006
The definition is as the name implies. It is simply the excretions of a rectum, used as a feminine masturbation tool. Yes a turd used as a dildo
Mary was forced to use her turd dildo when her sorry lover could not deliver the pleasure she desired.
by Anonymous Ball Smacker March 21, 2003
When a man is in a state of shock,depression,anxiety and his only answer to this feeling is drinking several pints of beer and in this piss drunk state, he executes a finishing move which makes him achieve the legendary status of a 'turd warrior'.
the finisher is as follows; he takes out his cell phone and dials a friend's number and starts whinging like a silly schoolgirl, while he's on the phone, slides down his pants in the middle of the road, under a pale moonlight and shrieks like a toothless hyena while taking a dump standing with bits of turd flying everywhere. finaly when the deed is done, this creature hangs up the phone and proceeds to walk home as though nothing had ever happened, carrying a faint smile in his face.
the finisher is as follows; he takes out his cell phone and dials a friend's number and starts whinging like a silly schoolgirl, while he's on the phone, slides down his pants in the middle of the road, under a pale moonlight and shrieks like a toothless hyena while taking a dump standing with bits of turd flying everywhere. finaly when the deed is done, this creature hangs up the phone and proceeds to walk home as though nothing had ever happened, carrying a faint smile in his face.
father saying this to a shocked son who witnessed this horror;
man oh man, that right there son is called 'sad max the turd warrior'.
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hot damn muhfucka look at dat turd warrior..........you dont see this shizzit everyday ma nigga.
man oh man, that right there son is called 'sad max the turd warrior'.
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hot damn muhfucka look at dat turd warrior..........you dont see this shizzit everyday ma nigga.
by BastionBooger619 February 08, 2011
by Awad August 21, 2006
An Eco-turd is defined as a person, usually wealthy, who is always trying to project him or herself on the forefront of popular concepts or practices. This individual is seldom driven by conscience or principle but rather appearance.
Mr. Fletcher has just moved in his eleven thousand sq ft GREEN built home in the exclusive gated community he had constructed for he and his wife. He turns to his wife Mimsie and says :" Mimsie, I think it's time to trade the Hummer in and maybe buy one of the new hybrid SUVs that are getting up to 14 miles per gallon. i think the flex-fuel badgiing on the front and sides would impress our friends at the club."
Oh Howard, you're such an ECO-TURD
Oh Howard, you're such an Eco-turd !!!
Oh Howard, you're such an ECO-TURD
Oh Howard, you're such an Eco-turd !!!
by Walter Eagle December 19, 2010