Protein Donut

Your lovers balloon knot after cream pieing it.

Variations - Glazed Protein Donut: Your lovers bunghole after leaving liquid children all over it.

Chocolate Protein Donut: A Protein Donut that hasn’t had an enema recently, thus leaking pulverized shit after.

“As soon as I came inside his rusty bullet hole, I couldn’t wait to eat his protein donut.”

by 8c’s September 27, 2021

Donut of failure

1.) A very depressing donut.

2.) A sad person who fails a lot

Example 1:
Chloe: Ewww that donut makes me sad
Sarah: It tasted like a glazed bagel
Chloe: It's a donut of failure

Example 2:
Mikey is such a donut of failure.

by DonutOfFailure November 3, 2023

red donut

the ring that appears around an extremely worn out butthole.

aye girl!! u redy to make this red donut after u eat my mud pie?!

by dhis diq May 9, 2016

Dunkin' Donuts

why is it even called dunkin donuts, theres like 0.06 donuts there!

Dunkin' donuts is the best place ever!

by BigShaq/Mansnothaut December 6, 2019

Dunkin’ Donuts

A man masturbating with a pocket pussy.

When he couldn’t get laid he went to Dunkin’ Donuts instead.

by Bambi Atwood December 16, 2017

Brown sugar donut

A delicately sugar coated bunghole.

"Hey Felicia, i heard you got a brown sugar donut last night. Was it magical?"

""Oh Samantha! Stimulate my brown sugar donut!!!"

"I heard you ate a brown sugar donut last week. How did your diabetes take it?""

by A very hungry hippo January 27, 2018

Smoking the donut

Having oral sex with a lady who has a yeast infection in her vagina.

Damn that bitch loose everyones smoking the donut!

by Benjiboo July 24, 2017