About To Die Cock

A tragically limp, lifeless-looking penis typically seen in moments of extreme vulnerability, such as during illness, sedation, or emotional defeat. Often associated with hospital gowns, bad lighting, and the loss of all dignity. Symbolizes the physical manifestation of "rock bottom."

"He was lying in that hospital bed, IV in his arm, gown half-open, revealing the saddest about to die cock I'd ever seen. It was like it had given up before he did."

by Julactus May 10, 2025

Time to Die

Some people like it
Some people fear it
But everybody faces it

Also just a funny ass thing to say

Ex 1: Death: It's Time to die!
Person: Finally, Bro
Ex 2: Death: It's time to die!
Person: NO!!!

by Elidacucumber January 17, 2024

The second you die

That's when.

Hym "Nothing can't exist. And you'll do it the second you die. There is simply nowhere else for you to go."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

die woman

what you say to your ex.

Woman: I’m breaking up with you Darrel!
Darrel: die woman!

by BURNTCABBAGE April 25, 2021

im gonna die

me too, me too..

im gonna die
how
because i keep having-
im gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim gonna dieim- dies

by s3vexral (sev) February 14, 2024

ride or die

your best friend
or someone you do anything with

oh no, your ride or die isn’t here yet!

by m_4r1 April 1, 2022

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If Manuel Eduardo Rodrguez Hernandez Is Endangered, I, ANgelJOse RObles Will DIe Of BOredom<.7.9.6.7.>

If Manuel Eduardo Rodrguez Hernandez Is Endangered, I, ANgelJOse RObles Will DIe Of BOredom<.7.9.6.7.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025