Broken Spoon

A broken spoon is when you shit, pee, burp, throw up, all at the same time. However the female version of this action is instead of peeing, they have blood spew out of their vagina.

Guy - "Yo I had the worst Broken Spoon last night"

by Billbert4000 December 12, 2019

Golden Hammock Spoon

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
Or
An imgur upvote

Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon

by MerMaker May 10, 2018

Noodle Spooning

The action of eating any type of pasta or noodle with a spoon automatically making you homosexual

did you see olivia the other day she was noodle spooning

by Pokeballmasterjr360noscopeMlg January 30, 2019

Spoon

Used to describe someone that intentionally and frequently stirs up drama.

That Karen is one insatiable spoon.

Kyle just liked my ex-wives Facebook rant, what a spoon.

My boss wants me to work with Karen on this project. He either doesn't know I hate her or he is a lvl 100 spoon.

by Acid230 May 01, 2022

Spoon

A spoon is someone that is horny, a simp, or someone that does many other things that make them not a chad.

Damn, that guy named "cummywhitesocks" on discord is a real spoon.

by ChaddestChad November 27, 2022

spoon

a stupid dumb idiot who has sweaty balls and stinks and is dumb and has big ass patas and calls Aliza a carpet licker

"spoon your balls smell bro"
"its my natural deoderant bro"

by ALIZALAIZALAIZ August 26, 2022

spoon

josh wardle
a spoon is basically the same as a dickhead but a nicer way of saying it

he is such a spoon

by mattlikesboys July 13, 2020