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matress ninja

One truly gifted in the fine arts of coitus, with ninja like bedroom skills and mad flexibility
Last night was incredible... what a matress ninja!!
by meganoshua June 8, 2011
mugGet the matress ninjamug.

Ninja snowball

When you collect your fart in your cupped hand and throw it like a snowball in the general direction of anybody unexpecting it.
Rob's spaghetti O's looked kind of bland so when he turned his head I spiced them up with a ninja snowball.
by Stinky Brownthumb July 15, 2018
mugGet the Ninja snowballmug.

carpentry ninja

A carpentry ninja is one who approaches carpentry challenges with skill, determination, and problem solving. This is usually reflected in their speed, confidence, exceptional agility, and success at pretty much everything.
This bathroom remodel was definitely the work of a carpentry ninja...look at the clean cuts and consistency over here...
by carpentryninja1 November 27, 2011
mugGet the carpentry ninjamug.

Ninja Bus

A mythical form of stealth transport used to deposit large numbers of people at a store, pub or other public venue without any prior warning. Used primarily by retail and hospitality staff when faced with a sudden rush of customers for no apparent reason.
It's normally quiet this time of day. Where did everyone come from?
Must have been a ninja bus.
by Uncle Dunkle May 9, 2018
mugGet the Ninja Busmug.

Brown Ninja

LEGO™ Man: “Hey have you heard that the Brown Ninja sacrificed Kai to Satan?”

LEGO™ Man 2: “Yeah, sadly they didn't get along since Brown Ninja was a god.”
by PseudonymDefinitionPleaseOrDie September 14, 2019
mugGet the Brown Ninjamug.

Ninja max

The most stealthy version of max that is always befriending karate raccoons and wearing a ski mask.
I once saw a ninja max surrounded by a horde of rabid raccoons all wearing ninja masks.
by FuriousChocolate July 14, 2020
mugGet the Ninja maxmug.

Schrodinger's ninja

A person who is not wearing a mask, but still somehow manages to sneak into a place where masks are required, especially when there are guards at the entrance.
I was so confused! This man must have been a ninja to have been able to so easily sneak in without a mask. But if he actually was a ninja, then he would have been wearing a mask anyways! What manner of strange creature was this who was both a ninja and not? It was Schrodinger's ninja!
by Vinderex July 8, 2020
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