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Oil goblin

Slang for Americans who are occupying places (ie the Middle East) in an attempt to gain resources like… oil. Lol.
Man 1: “I saw another plan fly in yesterday.”
Man 2: “Must have been more of those camouflaged oil goblins.”
by Daddy Oregano August 21, 2021
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Goblin

What’s a goblin?”
“Umm, Annie
by CharlesBrig.24 February 14, 2024
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Crotch Goblin

Fruit from the loins of people with no fucking parenting skills, aka children. They typically appear feral with no apparent parental supervision. They lack discipline, respect, self awareness or basic education. They can typically be found in Walmart, Target and ER waiting rooms. Pajama and slipper wearing parents may or may not be found in the general vicinity.
Who does this feral crotch goblin belong to? It just opened a pack of sweets in the grocery store without paying for it. Where are the parents?
by Samesamebutdifferent78 May 19, 2025
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Ski Goblin

a slightly above average skier or snowboarder typically learning later in life as opposed to your typical madman. Ski Goblins often fall in love with the sport and feel the need to make up for lost time by skipping lunch and sending it down a black at Mach Jesus chasing last chair.
Hey where’s Mikey?

Probably out chasing last chair, dudes a total Ski Goblin.
by Seasoned shredder February 22, 2024
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Green Goblin

Not only the biggest GOAT of all of the supervillains, but one individual who definitely deserves a spot in the hall of fame.
"Did you watch the new movie, Spiderman: No Way Home?

"Yeah dude it was sick"

"Who killed aunt may again?"

"it was the Green Goblin, he is the goat dude!"
by protein bor August 9, 2022
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crohn’s goblins

The little goblins that run through your colon when you have the shits.
Where is Russ? He’s at the shitter again. The crohn’s goblins are terrorizing him today
by Cornhole hunter April 17, 2025
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sausage goblin

wow did you see paul and josh last night? what a couple of sausage goblins
by meggly October 27, 2021
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