Covid Chunk

Covid Chunk (n): the weight you gained during quarantine from the bread you been baking to keep yourself sane.

Since I've started baking bread during quarantine, my jeans are much tighter. Must be COVID chunk.

by TOTALLY_NOT_A_JADED_PERSON September 25, 2020

Asymptomatic COVID

Carrying infection (the COVID virus) without symptoms of illness.

DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are asymptomatic COVID carrier.

ME: Whaat, bruh? Naw, I feel good! I ain’t infected! What am I infected with?
DOCTOR: COVID, the test was for COVID. You are infected. With the COVID virus.

ME: That’s some bullshit! That ain’t me! I’m good, baby! 100% Beastmode!!
DOCTOR: Sorry sir, but the tests are accurate. You are an asymptomatic COVID carrier and you are at risk of infecting others.

ME: you ain't hearing me? Beast-fuckin’-Mode!

DOCTOR: You’ll need to quarantine yourself and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the spread of COVID.
ME: Quara-what? Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! You want me to die? Thought you was a doctor?!
DOCTOR: MmmKay. Sir. If I may...?

1) stop being a little bitch.

2) think about others you might infect.

3) wear your fucking mask, you bitchass fucktard.

4) Where my copay at, son???

ME: It’s just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati)…fucking masks…
DOCTOR: Oh, and the mask covers you mouth AND YOUR NOSE. Because the COVID virus is up in your nose. So cover your fucking nose, Captain Beastmode. Stethoscope droppppp!!

by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020

Covid-Q

/ a term of address for all the people a person knows during the covid-19 virus quarantine in 2020

*starts live stream*
What up all my Covid-Q’s out there in tv land

by ThewhapticK April 9, 2020

Covidism

Covidisim is a critical situation where a deadly virus spread drastically. More over it created a cultural transformation in the whole world. And this situation may surely remembered in the history as era called pre-covidism and post – cocidism.

There should be a time after covidism

by Sony July 10, 2020

covid

Crud. It is crud.

Hey I have covid. Sad ik

by Emerald Star November 27, 2020

Covidable

Having the ability to catch covid due to a lack of commonsense in normal daily activities.

The man was deemed covidable because he wore fury flops to walmart.

by wordenterer September 1, 2020

Drink till she's a covid-20

When someone makes the corona custom game in overwatch and you decide you want to be host so you can stack an advantage to your team in the settings.

Player 1: let's player corona while we wait 3 hours in comp queue
Queue: Player 1 enters game
Queue: Player 2 is spectating
Player 2: *leaves group and joins a drink till she's a covid-20 server*

by NYCDIESEL March 31, 2020