Air Conditioner

When a man cums on a woman's (man's) chest and then using the coolness of an ice bucket he hardens his male secretions and then after sometime chisels it off with her high heel shoe.

One time when I was with John, I splooged all over his chest. Luckily, we were having a bar-b-que and I had ice on hand allowing me to perform an air conditioner on him. Also, I was lucky that he was a transvestite.

"Damn that hairy bitch looks hot. I'd like to air condition her."

by John Melidi September 8, 2006

air jordan

u slam ur cock in her pussy and say u want me to slam dunck my cock in ur mounth or ur ass

i slam cock in ur ass

by charlie sorrenti September 25, 2003

Air cadet

A phrase used to describe someone who chats air
Similar to Wasteman

"It's kind of unfair to get, a big lecture from an air cadet" - JME

by DaveG217 July 11, 2007

air bubbles

When air exits the vagina creating a gas like sound when inserted from behind. Also known as a quief.

It not what you think it was, it was just air bubbles.

by jimbo3415 August 24, 2008

air up

Southeastern Missouri term. Not sure if it's known of elsewhere. To inflate; to fill with air.

Near the back of the car... BAM!!
Passenger: What was that??
Driver: -sigh- I think we've got a flat tire. I'm gonna have to air it up.
Driver pulls over to the side of the road, gets out his inflator thingy to air up the tire, and bla bla bla you get the point.

by Joshua Squires July 16, 2006

air attack

Its a Ft Hood thing...

I wish he would quit Air Attacking me. He is too motivated.

by OptimusJew May 22, 2008

air and hair

going to the toilet and doing a big strong fart instead of a shit

home owner: hey bro what was that all about, i hope you dint mess up the toilet too bad
good friend grimacing: nah bra - just air and hair is all

by muffmirkin May 21, 2019