Paul: You still txting with Susan?
Peter: Hehe yeah...
Paul: Dude quit thumb fucking your girl friend and lets go.
Peter: Hehe yeah...
Paul: Dude quit thumb fucking your girl friend and lets go.
by Cheddarbox November 18, 2008
Defined as the act of releasing one’s bowels in a manner where the shape of said excrement perfectly fits into the bottom of said toilet, plugging up the hole well enough to prevent successful flushing. Similar to the tale of the boy holding back a leaking wall with his thumb, this unintentionally shaped turd plug seats itself tight enough to hamper draining of thy marble throne.
Once I was finally able to push out that brown submarine from my ass, the dam turdpedo clogged my toilet so bad that my plumber said he doesn’t respond to JOHN THUMB service calls.
by Apologetic Shiek December 16, 2023
A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.
The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.
by Apologetic Shiek January 18, 2024
by Sonofsaiyan October 06, 2020
The cramp on the palm of the hand at the inner base of the thumb caused from manually grinding weed. A weed writers cramp.
by ccroni3 November 01, 2014
A sex move where you repeatedly poke your thumb in a girl's bunghole, The same way you would press the throttle to rev a four-wheeler.
by Bacardi Pete June 02, 2024
When you text the same person over and over for a prolong period of time, you notice a change in your thumbs’ physical appearance. Typically you’ll notice the knuckle start to get a bit larger due to repeated movements required to do said texting. It’s also a sign of early stages of carpal tunnel syndrome.
I texted this chick while she was in the Bahamas for about 5 days, countless times everyday I noticed my buff thumbs starting to develop.
by Person1113 February 25, 2022