the not-so-subtle way of stating you will not be waking up before 10A.M. to attend church on a sunday.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.
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MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?
YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.
MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?
YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.
by lilmamma43345 May 12, 2010
I titty-fucked her moldy pillows.
by RavenswoodDarsh October 18, 2011
A Poochy Pillow is a body pillow you sleep with. Not an ordinary body pillow, but a body pillow you must have every night.
by Pepppaaa October 01, 2023
An individual on a bus, whose seat mates always seem to mistake them for a resting pad, and lean on them to get a couple extra needed minutes of sleep.
by Mr. Vivi March 10, 2021
The act of stacking three or more pillows, ringing the doorbell of someone you know, and throwing the pillows in their face when they open the door.
Delivery outfit is recommended.
Delivery outfit is recommended.
by ChameleonDragon May 15, 2019
by DimethylDreamer August 02, 2023
A term (usually) referred to a man who is attractive and/or big who is nice/kind that woman would “lay” with in a college dorm
by Leaves_the_Chat November 19, 2023