epic piss

a very big pee break. ever drank two gallons of water and waited 5 hours to piss? that's when an epic piss happens.

damn bro my bladder boutta splode imma go take an epic piss real quick

by Kumtukey fly chimken May 20, 2021

Epic

A word used to describe an adventure, activity, or experience to make it sound better than it is.

That trip to the lake was epic!

by Defining Junk June 4, 2020

Epic Miking

After performing dozens of homosexual acts you eat and entire cake or intake enough sugar to give you diabetes and lose a limb

Jeremy considered epic miking but was unable to eat all the cake

by Melania478 June 23, 2025

epic

Often used as a different way of saying cool or awesome, very 2000s slang indeed.

Bart:yo jim check out my lightsaber collection i put on auction in ebay!

Jim:thats so epic! You still got any leftover?

Bart:yeah, i have anakins and obi wans left.

Jim:lemme get anakins.

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022

Eli’s Epic Life

The greatest YouTube channel to ever exist in the history of the world (much better than peanut guy yt)

“Hey man did you see Eli’s Epic Life roast peanut guy yt on that YouTube video?”

by Jabjfreak July 27, 2022

Epicity

Synonym of Epicness. Epicity is normally used when calculating how epic a person is.

Enosh's epicity: 88.9%
Karter's epicity: 92.3%
Sarah's epicity: 79.0%
Gomer's epicity: 97.2%
Mike's epicity: 98.9%
Average epicity: 91.3%

by SodaliteFB April 9, 2025

Epic

This word was originally overused by kids, now turned into ironic words used by the intellectuals.

Guy 1: oh hey i won the lottery!
Guy 2: lmao that's fucking epic

by btcmr123 June 13, 2019