Plastic cookie

The new hilarious way to kill your kids. It is amusing to watch! You can laugh while they suffocate. HAHAHAH

not ment to be cruel

Uhhh. HUSBAND! I uhhh gave... PLASTIC COOKIE TO BABY

by FuzzMelon May 18, 2016

Lofthouse Cookies

The literal best thing ever.

yo you ever see those cookies with the icing at walmart, yeah theyre called lofthouse cookies, they are so good.

by anonymous October 18, 2020

cookie gal

Just some gal who's perfect in every way and makes the people around her feel amazing without even trying. Simply put, the kindest, most sweet person out there. And she also happens to be gorgeous, yeah she's the whole damn package. She's smart and funny and sweet and just all around amazing

Random Guy who likes her: Damn, my cookie gal sure is just the best person ever

by Donuts?1324 March 3, 2022

Bush cookie

A baked treat a girl makes for her man after very satisfying sex

Tom went down on Gidget so she baked bush cookies for him to take to work

by Trackerbuddy November 14, 2021

did a cooky

Backing out of something you've previously committed to

Russ was booked to go to a fat club class but decided he didn't want to go and did a cooky

by KOTL November 11, 2013

need a cookie

Another way of saying I don’t give a fuck

“Haha jake I beat you”
Jake: need a cookie?

by Xrjdy hv dt April 21, 2022

Piutcin Cookie

A cookie which has liquified Cocaine and Ketamine injected inside of it, and on some occasions, also with Heroine. The cookie would resemble a chocolate chip cookie, but instead of the chocolate being chocolate, it would be balls of pure Marijuana with brown food coloring.

Hey, Don, want a piutcin cookie, I’ll give it to you for 20% off if you buy it right now.

by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019