Brian: “Dude, I totally gave that chick from the bar some Texas Toothpaste last night.”
Jeff: “Damn, that’s kinda gross.”
Jeff: “Damn, that’s kinda gross.”
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Get the Skidmore Texas mug.Texas Lighter: Is a propane torch used as a regular lighter.
Example: Used for the lighting of your favorite smoking products... Cigar, cigarettes, pipes or any other smoking devices, that which need fire applied to.
Example: Used for the lighting of your favorite smoking products... Cigar, cigarettes, pipes or any other smoking devices, that which need fire applied to.
Hey, can you please pass me the "Texas Lighter", over there, in front of you?
"What? What lighter?"
In, Front of you.
The "Texas Lighter" right there.
That propane torch "Texas Lighter".
"What? What lighter?"
In, Front of you.
The "Texas Lighter" right there.
That propane torch "Texas Lighter".
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Get the Midland, Texas mug.You called me up from Amarillo, said you were coming to town
And thought I'd like to tell you hello, and drive an old friend around
I pulled up to the airport, confident and cool
But when you stepped off that plane, I knew I was your fool
My Little Texas Tornado, blowing me away again
I swore it wouldn't happen again, but I looked at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
And thought I'd like to tell you hello, and drive an old friend around
I pulled up to the airport, confident and cool
But when you stepped off that plane, I knew I was your fool
My Little Texas Tornado, blowing me away again
I swore it wouldn't happen again, but I looked at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
You're lying with me in Atlanta, it's such a beautiful lie
You play me like a piano, I always let you get by
I know I'll go through hell girl, when you find someone else
But right now I'm in heaven, and I can't help myself
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
Texas Tornado
Blowing me away again, I swore it wouldn't happen again
But I look at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
Texas Tornado
You play me like a piano, I always let you get by
I know I'll go through hell girl, when you find someone else
But right now I'm in heaven, and I can't help myself
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
Texas Tornado
Blowing me away again, I swore it wouldn't happen again
But I look at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
Texas Tornado
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