When you go above and beyond a normal FAIL.
To truly experience a crescendo of suck you must fail so badly that you will hear a large swelling of noise, usually the sound of people gasping or laughing.
To truly experience a crescendo of suck you must fail so badly that you will hear a large swelling of noise, usually the sound of people gasping or laughing.
Sports fan: Man if this team doesn't start pulling it together I am gonna give up on them
Sports fan 2: I know man, I can already hear the crescendo of suck.
Sports fan 2: I know man, I can already hear the crescendo of suck.
by madworldradio October 15, 2009
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A "Suck Puppy" is used to define someone who uses you for money and constantly blames other to divert attention from his leeching.
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