Socially Amish

When a person has no social media or a cell phone.

Sarah: Can I have your number?
Bob: Sorry, I don't have a cell phone. I'm socially Amish.
Sarah: Do you have Facebook?
Bob: No

by babyhuey121794 October 8, 2013

Social Anomaly

A person with no perceptible faults,who consistently fails at achieving matches thru all forms of social media.

"Every dating site I know refunds my money because I'm a social anomaly"

by Badd Panda June 14, 2017

Distant Socialing

The act of being uncomfortably close to everything you come in contact with.

Guy1: Have you heard about all the social distancing stuff?

Guy2: What did you say? Distant Socialing?

by caved May 6, 2020

Socially Interuppted

The Social Interruption, is when the process of your task is being interrupted by an exterior social event. This can be, for instance, a message on your phone, or someone coming towards you to talk.

CarMightyVids was socially interuppted by his colleagues.

by AlpharSeigen October 21, 2020

Social butterbitch

The term, social butterbitch, derives from the universally known phrase 'social butterfly'. A social butterbitch is someone who socialises with lots of different people but on a purely lame level. They try too hard and it's cringe worthy.

You know that guy Mike? He's a damn social butterbitch if ever I seen one.

by MrTeacherMan February 18, 2022

social graft

manipulation, flattery and other corrupt practices used to secure unmerited advantages or gains in social or business politics.

If you lived with her you'd know she's enraged all the time. But as an expert at social graft, she's all smiles and platitudes to the outside world.

by claybius July 26, 2011

Social abseiling

The opposite of social climbing, when a person of privilege "let's themself go" to attain gravitas and attention.
(Reverse aspiration)

Pete Doherty maintains notorioty by continuing his trademark social abseiling .

by Oskar Prince June 16, 2019