“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.
Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”
by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022
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The Sand Trap

When you rub sandpaper on your condom so when you stick it inside a girl it grips like hell
Guy: “I just finished setting up the sand trap.”
Girl: “It’s gonna grip like crazy
by Uejsbshfjs April 01, 2022
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The Sand Trap

You rub sandpaper on your condom so it is grippier, and you stick it inside a girl.
Guy 1: “Hey how was last night?”
Guy 2: “It was great. I used the sand trap on her.”
Guy 1: “Nice.”
by Uejsbshfjs April 01, 2022
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riding the sand shark

Having sex on the beach and getting chaffing in your pussy from the sand.
Mary is walking funny from riding the sand shark.
by Vansthing August 15, 2022
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Sand Queen

A term for an unattractive female soldier who receives male attention because she is the best of the limited options available, and who then begins to believe she is actually special and desirable
by Sudo-Name November 30, 2023
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sand stamp

The act of ejaculating on a womans back and then tossing a handful of sand remove excess to reveal the seal of approval.
I used to only sand stamp randoms. Now my wife is basically a sea crustacean.
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Gecko sand

It's the fine sand you find in between your cheeks after the beach
Dude u got any gecko sand left for us to munch on
by B daddy September 04, 2020
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