Potato zombie

"That's a load of potato zombie"
by Chit4brans October 15, 2020
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ponderous potato

When someone does something out of curiosity but it annoys you.
Guy 1 "I tried shaving my ass.."
Guy 2 "You're such a ponderous potato!"
by FriesPlease September 22, 2014
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Potato Lobster

A red pickle shaped lobster, resembling a strawberry with arms.
I could really go for a Potato Lobster right now.
by bad_artists April 09, 2020
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Anus-potato

Anus-potato is a word used as a swear word toward someone else. It can be used as a replacement for idiot.
"God Bob! You're such an anus-potato!"
by cate151 January 28, 2017
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Hairy Potato

Hairy Potato, also known otherwise as HP, is currently Selena Gomez's boyfriend. He plays Ernie in the classic, Sesame Street. However, he does not love Selena Gomez as he is the big gay. Usually, before he goes to sleep at night, Hairy Potato slicks his hair back with some coochie cleaner. He is friends with Nick Jonas, Tracer, Winston, and Widowmaker.
"Hairy Potato is fat, stupid, and a horse girl!"
by Thiccy Niccy's Friend December 06, 2018
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lil potato

A wonderful happy young girl with a big smile and a bright future. makes everyone around them happy and is always there for a friend.
That girl is such a lil potato
by hello my little kitty July 19, 2021
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potato glove

a plastic glove with a rough sandpapery surface used primarily to scrape peelings off of raw potatos. It's other lesser know application is self abuse by people traveling to the north woods who lock themselves inside their trailers all weekend to view low bandwith pron and potato glove themselves all weekend.
My brother came up to camp but ended up locked in his trailer all weekend with his laptop and his potato glove.
by The-Hawk September 29, 2009
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