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Puppies

The most adorable animals ever made by mankind everyone wants one and its a puppy.
Person 1: do you have a puppy?
Person 2: no but I really want a puppy

Person 1: have you seen that puppy?
Person 2: yes its an adorable puppy
Puppies are the cutest dogs ever
by 🐩 puppy person October 5, 2019
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Sick puppy syndrome

A Syndrome where said member of a relationship is a sick puppy.

Symptoms: Constantly following boy/girl around, talking longer than 3 hours on a phone.
Cure: A third wheel.
"James has sick puppy syndrome, he is constantly talking to that hoe"
by Don-John-Fong-Kong May 2, 2017
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spoopy puppy

by Alexander Toast October 30, 2020
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Who are you giving the puppies to?

The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.
Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?
by JizzedOn June 6, 2023
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Fetch the puppy

Euphemism for: 'Felch the puppy', or 'Felch the cute young guy'.
Guy 1: Are you taking that puppy upstairs to the sauna? You wanna live the Berlin experience!
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.
by cuksocker August 30, 2013
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Hush puppy

I almost exposed him, then he gave me a hush puppy.
by Female7777777 September 30, 2019
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puppy snack

a really hot and sexy person
your my little puppy snack~~
by CharmEGGoke June 11, 2021
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