Johnny Anal

1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics

2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football

3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros

4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics

I’m so sick of going against Johnny Anal - he’s way better than Manny and Jeff combined.

by No1anA11ison November 24, 2021

Johnny Polito

The most gayest person u will ever meet. He loves boys and likes to hump his dad at night. His hobbies include overacting in soccer and sucking his ding ding.

“Johnny Polito is sooo gay”

by Johnny Deltha January 11, 2019

Johnny speedboat

a person whom does stupid things regardless of his or her intentions

Omg, there goes another Johnny speedboat

by Dragonia Crimson January 24, 2019

Johnny from Sing

The gigachad full-released monkey of them all. He is also the reason that monkeys haven't gone extinct.

Person 1: Man fuck being a human, i wanna return to monke
Person 2: So you wanna turn out like Johnny from Sing?
Person 3: Yes

by TheOpposite May 09, 2022

John Johnny

A way of representing the idea that two different things or concepts are essentially the same, despite minor differences. It's often used humorously to downplay differences that might be seen as trivial or inconsequential.

Origin: Coined by a Greek malaka in London

Kostas: Let's nip it in the butt.
Joseph: You mean "nip it in the bud"?
Kostas: John Johnny! 😅

by Vociferous Vandal June 14, 2024

Hot Johnny

In the film industry, a Hot Johnny is last minute work that needs to be done asap.

"Just got a hot johnny, this set was just moved up two days! We need it finished by the end of the day!"

by thatGinger95 April 28, 2023

Johnny Shot

The Johnny shot is when you take a shot of Malort and chase it with well tequila. No line or salt can be used.

Person A: Hey can I get a Johnny shot?
Bartender: Of course! You’re wild af!

by Doble P December 07, 2023