forced wipe

when you are sitting in a bathroom stall done with your business but you still sit there because you are reading on your smartphone and someone walks in, prompting you to put your phone away and wipe your ass

Thomas: Andrew did you finish reading my email on our new research report

Andrew: Sorry, I was half way through in the can and then I had a forced wipe. I will read it later.

by highyieldjoe February 27, 2017

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Brute Force Blumpkins

a group of mythical creatures that only few men get to experience that ride fast on motorcycles

Those Brute Force Blumpkins we’re flying on their bikes.

by Bent-it April 18, 2022

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northern forces

sea weed is a type of sea grass which generally grows between the northern see of the mercenary islands of the coast of the Horizon Union

northern forces joins the north clan

by memestr101 August 10, 2018

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Force-Ordering

When you order something that you know you don't like on a sandwich, pizza, etc. hoping to force yourself to like it, but you end up begrudgingly taking it off when you get it because, let's face it, you're never going to like it.

I was at McDonald's the other day and I was force-ordering onions

by Bruh24/7 March 21, 2015

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