A metric fuck ton only said by people who are in middle school and dont like cursing also Catholic grandmas
by Zoë the cock master March 17, 2017

by Canny Wanny May 20, 2023

Damn boys I was just about to cum and my girl Becky’s brother Kevin ran in the bedroom and grabbed himself a stolen load.
by ChrisB2004 March 29, 2025

A term used to describe an intense sexual endurance feat: ejaculating seven times in a single session. Not everyone can pull this one off — To perform the ultimate "Seventh Load Of A Seventh Load" The performer have to be the seventh son in a family. If the said person does not have 6 older brothers, then it's only a "Seventh Load" wich is something totally different.
Example:
“After the sixth round, I thought he was gonna pass out. But nah — turns out he’s the seventh son in his family… dude pulled a Seventh Load of a Seventh Load like it was just another Tuesday.”
“After the sixth round, I thought he was gonna pass out. But nah — turns out he’s the seventh son in his family… dude pulled a Seventh Load of a Seventh Load like it was just another Tuesday.”
by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025

The crown jewel of trailer park romance: shotgun a cheap lager in the shower while gettin’ your pole polished, then bust like a busted transmission and douse her dome in leftover brew like she just won a demolition derby. Best served warm, with flip-flops on.
by B-ready May 2, 2025

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“Any second now”
*5 minutes later*
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“WHYYYYYYYYYYY”
*10 thousand years later*
“Finished loading”
“OH MY GOD IT’S FINALLY DONE LOADING”
“Any second now”
*5 minutes later*
“Loading...”
“WHYYYYYYYYYYY”
*10 thousand years later*
“Finished loading”
“OH MY GOD IT’S FINALLY DONE LOADING”
by nlolhere July 17, 2020
