Nathan Cornwell

Someone who is excessively procrastinative, untalented, and incompetent.

You're such a Nathan Cornwell.

by BTCHN October 13, 2022

Nathan

Nathan’s are bitchless discord mods who don’t touch grass at all

Girl: Look at that fucking Nathan

by Julian Salsa May 22, 2022

Nathan

an absolute gangsta. A big-dong'd boi ready to dominate that get's all the chicks.

"top g"

"Nathan broke into my house yesterday, I can't go back. Please help!"

"Nathan! No! Please get out of my house!"
"How did you get into my house, Nathan?!"

by agrodotcom September 27, 2022

Nathan Chang

Nathan Chang is an scp where he starts talking about cringe stuff whenever people come close to him. He talks about stuff so cringe that whoever goes near him dies.

SCP Guard 1: Look out! Its Nathan Chang! Your too close!
SCP Guard 2: Ah shit- *dies from cringe*

by theamoguschallengeat3amsus September 3, 2021

Nathan

The Noncekage, Leader of the Village Hidden in the Church, the Nonceler, Possessor of the Cat Peen, He Who Touched Jamie's Dog, the Pisser of Ham, Prophet of Weezer, Forger of Stamps, Reason Why All the Paper's Yellow.

Person 1: You see that dude over there?
Person 2: He touched Jamie's dog and dated a 12 year old.
Person 1: Yeah, he's a right Nathan.

by AUTISTIC KNOBHEAD June 5, 2022

Nathan

Thinks he’s the man. Humble but has the biggest commitment issues known to man. Thinks having a moustache makes him a man. Probably a hoe.

Nathan? Oh you mean bitxh boy

by Yadadssugarbaby November 22, 2021

Nathan.

Very long dick guy, has to many hoes in dms.

Omg I want a Nathan.

by Nathan.2334 May 29, 2021