Mad Butt

Refering to someone who is very ugly.

Yo your girl is mad butt.

by Mike Drigz May 12, 2006

mad bombed

mad bombed is when a person has comsumed a considerable amount of alcohol. Another word for being exceptionally drunk/off your face or the consequences (hangover) which will occur the next day after many a drink.

'i am mad bombed', 'nice being massively bombed last night mate', 'im mad bombed this morning, fuck lectures'.

by bants February 4, 2009

Mad Monkey

When your girl tries to put your banana shaped cock in your mouth but it makes the Mad Monkey ANGERRYYY!! So then you spank her in the bojangles and tear out her pube hair, and use superglue to put it all over your body, officially making you the maddest of monkeys,

Good ol Albert: That girl tried to give me head, but that made me turn into a Mad Monkey!!
Good ol Bobby: I noticed you had brown pubes all over you.

by Good Ol Dude March 14, 2019

Mad luxurious

Used to describe wasteful spending but it doesn’t matter cause you deserve it.

Molly says to her friend “the 7 dollar Starbucks is mad LUXURIOUS”
Ashley replies “period!”

by Ltrain1212 April 20, 2022

Mad mailman

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Moxie and Jagermeister.

Me: So all the galsses were dirty, except the pint glasses, so I made a huge mad mailman for myself, then like six or seven more.

You: How's that turn out?

Me: Not etirely sure, but I woke up this morning in the midst a fistfight with my mailbox.

by The Mad Mailman February 21, 2011

mad care

The response to something so inane that you absolutely can not be bothered to think about. Even for a second.

Q: "Did you hear that the local rappers are angry we're going to see Kanye?"
A: "Mad care"

by Hamds January 14, 2014

Jacob mad

When your so furious with jealousy that your titties explode.

"My crush fucked my brother, now I'm Jacob mad"

by Church_of_memes August 2, 2016