When you insert your thumb into a hole for the purpose of commemorating Scott from Kentucky Ballistics.
by Trisket93 May 20, 2021
Get the kentucky plug mug.The act of one man defecating into another man's urethral tract, and pushing the feces further in by shoving his penis inside of the other man's penis, in an act similar to using a ram rod to push the musket ball down the barrel of a musket, hence the name
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Mark: "Holy fuck dude that's nasty."
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Get the Kentucky Cherry Cranberry mug.The Kentucky Plug is a sex position where a thumb is inserted knuckle deep into a given oraphis in the human body. It was named after gun youtuber Kentucky Ballistics, who recently had a .50 BMG slap round explode and lacerate his jugular. In order to stop blood loss, he stuck his thumb in his neck, consequentially, the Kentucky Plug was conceived.
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Mr. Herrera: Scott gave me the Ol' Kentucky Plug last night!
His friend: dude... gay....
Mr. Herrera: No, this time he was just plugging a shrapnel wound in my leg...
His friend: What do you mean "this time"... Did he Kentucky Plug you some other time?
Mr. Herrera: *abruptly changes subject*
His friend: dude... gay....
Mr. Herrera: No, this time he was just plugging a shrapnel wound in my leg...
His friend: What do you mean "this time"... Did he Kentucky Plug you some other time?
Mr. Herrera: *abruptly changes subject*
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