jordans worst nightmare

the feeling after you penetrate a nigerians lips and are blessed with HIV

jordans worst nightmare z***e

by stefan condello April 29, 2011

jordan kush master

That 1 african kid that happends to be the master of everthing kush related.

Hey, did you see that jordan kush master?

by xxx-kushmaster-xxx April 03, 2015

Jordan Poole Test

A test where a girl is brought courtside to a warriors game and Jordan Poole's performance reflects how bad she is

"I brought my girl courtside to a warriors game and Poole went 36-12-5."

"Damn she must be bad as hell."

"Yeah it's the Jordan Poole Test at its finest."

by hrhsher March 21, 2023

Jordan Schlansky kink

Somebody who gets sexually excited by the thought of Jordan Schlansky.

Yo bro! I swear I watched Conan O’brien last night and my Jordan Schlansky Kink went crazy.

by Eskils April 04, 2021

michael jordan jeans

Loose, poorly fitting bad jeans often with questionable tears and or wear on them like Michael Jordan is often seen wearing.

A popular meme going around states: Men be whoring around in the best years of their life, then they come back years later with receding hairlines, erectile dysfunction and Michael Jordan jeans and expect women to take them back.

by Chas Higgs May 01, 2022

the michael jordan v2

When you are f ing a girl in the ass you pull your penis out right before you are about to blow your load and stick your tongue out and then catch it on your tongue and spit it in the girls face.

i was fucking your mom and sister and a little bit of your dad on the side(but he was pretty much just watching)when i thought of the michael jordan v2 and it was so AMAZING!!!

by PROninjaBEESH March 09, 2010

Bully jordan day

September 2, Bully anyone you know named jordan

Can’t wait for bully jordan day!

by gayassmichael September 02, 2020