jizz accident

1) Ejaculate that ends up in an undesirable location, typically as a result of masturbation. For example, on a keyboard, laptop, computer monitor, a pet. May cause damage and will always require unpleasant cleanup.

2) A horrible person whose conception is viewed as an tragic accident. Usually a total motherfucker and a douchebag and usually a male.

Implies that their father's semen should not have come in contact with his mother's egg for the better good of humanity. Example: Adolf Hitler.

1)
"I just had a major jizz accident. My keyboard is soaked in cum".

2)
"Donald Trump's dad should have pulled out"
- "Yeah, he's such a jizz accident".

by alveraan July 27, 2018

loogie jizz

To cum in her face and it goes up her nose like a loogie

I am going to loogie jizz that hoe
She snorted my jizz up her nose like a loogie

by autoliscious December 17, 2015

Jizz Packet

A term used to describe a rather 'slutty' woman. A jizz packet generally means the female in question has been around the block a few too many times.

Man: Oh, wow, she is HOT!

Woman: You don't want to hit that. She is a total jizz packet.

by Grand Kylmax June 10, 2010

Jizz jetway

Also known as a dickhole, urethra or cum tunnel.

I've never had the pleasure of being introduced to Brian's jizz jetway.

by Metallovinslut January 26, 2019

waste of jizz

When one is a waste of space or human life...jizz- referring to sperm..

You really need to lose that Girl,she is a waste of jizz..

by Ballz710 April 17, 2014

Chick Jizz

The fluid that comes out of the vagina when a woman squirts.

Dude 1: "Bro, i was eating this chick out yesterday and i got chick jizz on my face"

Dude 2: "Dude i know you got pics lets see"

by Badass McGeexD January 21, 2011

jizz bag

Can be synonymous with "Douche Bag" in certain circles.

Him?...that guys a complete jizz bag.

by jasonic September 14, 2005