When a girl or guy... or a they them, while on their knees, jerks off two guys at the same time who are standing perpendicular to their left and right. The kneeler then proceeds to jerk off the guy on their left with the right arm and the guy on the right with their left arm forming an X and a scissor motion.
Yo dis ho scissor jacked me and Tyree last night. I thought he wa gon cum on me, but then she stuck her head in the jack and did he old look left right left.
by Taint Stick December 31, 2019
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Get the Jack Lamango mug.Is an intelligent Irish man who played as Joffrey Baratheon in the original HBO TV Show, "Game of Thrones" Do not get him mixed up with his character. In reality he is very nice and bright, not to mention down-to-earth. He is super hot and an all out amazing guy.
by AyeIt'sMe January 8, 2017
Get the jack gleeson mug.Jack russell is a crazy small breed of the Gray wolf, if you hit him, he will hit you back.
In the picture above (or bellow, i dunno) you can see a dead jack russell, for a living jack russell never rest.
In the picture above (or bellow, i dunno) you can see a dead jack russell, for a living jack russell never rest.
Human 1: He's running like a jack russell.
Human 2: See? he got tired, a Jack russell will never get tired.
Or:
Labrador: the fuck, why are you running in cyrcles?
Jack russell: I love you.
Human 2: See? he got tired, a Jack russell will never get tired.
Or:
Labrador: the fuck, why are you running in cyrcles?
Jack russell: I love you.
by Homo-Sapiens September 11, 2016
Get the Jack Russell mug.A road rage term used when you initially think it's a guy that cut you off, but realize it was a woman.
billy: hows it goin timmy
timmy: pretty shitty, some fuckin jack bitch cut me off while i was drinking a beer and it spilled all over my mongoose interior.
timmy: pretty shitty, some fuckin jack bitch cut me off while i was drinking a beer and it spilled all over my mongoose interior.
by olyshit December 18, 2010
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“Hey did you meet that girl last night” -“yeah I Jack Bindered he so hard she couldn’t stand strait”
by Jackb220 May 22, 2018
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