Mad Butt

Refering to someone who is very ugly.

Yo your girl is mad butt.

by Mike Drigz May 12, 2006

Mad mailman

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Moxie and Jagermeister.

Me: So all the galsses were dirty, except the pint glasses, so I made a huge mad mailman for myself, then like six or seven more.

You: How's that turn out?

Me: Not etirely sure, but I woke up this morning in the midst a fistfight with my mailbox.

by The Mad Mailman February 21, 2011

Mad luxurious

Used to describe wasteful spending but it doesn’t matter cause you deserve it.

Molly says to her friend “the 7 dollar Starbucks is mad LUXURIOUS”
Ashley replies “period!”

by Ltrain1212 April 20, 2022

mad bombed

mad bombed is when a person has comsumed a considerable amount of alcohol. Another word for being exceptionally drunk/off your face or the consequences (hangover) which will occur the next day after many a drink.

'i am mad bombed', 'nice being massively bombed last night mate', 'im mad bombed this morning, fuck lectures'.

by bants February 4, 2009

The Mad Critic

The original and only critic of movies, music, celebrities, media, or people/situations in general with the name The Mad Critic. All others are fake.

I'm the REAL The Mad Critic, and you are not.

by The Mad Critic June 7, 2011

Volcom-madness

Obsession and madness induced from the working in a Volcom store and the wearing of Volcom merchandising. Behavior includes yelling at strangers wearing Volcom paraphernalia, having an entire wardrobe of their clothes and dreaming about working there again.

"OMG, he's wearing a Volcom T-shirt!" "Had another dream about Volcom last night" "Did you see their new range online??"-She has the Volcom-madness, She caught the Volcom madness from working there too long.

by IHeartAshley April 27, 2011

Mad Monkey

When your girl tries to put your banana shaped cock in your mouth but it makes the Mad Monkey ANGERRYYY!! So then you spank her in the bojangles and tear out her pube hair, and use superglue to put it all over your body, officially making you the maddest of monkeys,

Good ol Albert: That girl tried to give me head, but that made me turn into a Mad Monkey!!
Good ol Bobby: I noticed you had brown pubes all over you.

by Good Ol Dude March 14, 2019