Do you like boats *leans in*
by Mariaaguilarmario December 13, 2021
Bro 1: "I met this chick at the club last night and took the shrimp boat to tuna town bro"
Bro 2: "Nice! I would have eaten that shit for days."
Bro 2: "Nice! I would have eaten that shit for days."
by skeee February 20, 2014
The act of a male self pleasuring himself through the act of masturbation / wanking or a male or female performing the same act on another male.
I got caught last night trying to jump start the tug boat!
She spent a good 15 minutes last night trying to jump start the tug boat
She spent a good 15 minutes last night trying to jump start the tug boat
by MegaBuffo November 03, 2017
Ususally plural, since it requires a hard on and a turtle head at the same time. Also known as a Double ender.
He left in a real hurry after he said he was pushin cotton. I think he got excited too because when he stood up he had a double ended underwear boat goin on.
by madmike135 December 09, 2011
An alternate expression for whatever helps you sleep at night, used to avoid to end an argument especially when someone says something absurd.
by punkmovement November 18, 2015
Person one: "Aww man, the person in front of me got the last ice cream cone."
Person Two: "Owned your boat!"
Person Two: "Owned your boat!"
by DanielleRocks March 17, 2008
row row row your boat
by notarealperson111 October 19, 2020