spoon

An instigator; someone who stirs the shit.

Don't listen to the spoon. He's just trying to cause trouble.

by Sister Kevin October 3, 2022

spoon

another word for an annoying human who doesn't leave you alone when you tell them you don't want to be friends!!!!

ughh Bethany is being such a spoon today!!

by kevin!!!!!!! June 10, 2020

Spoon Barbecue

The act of heating a spoon for use of heroin.

Demi Levato probably has enough used needles around to fill up for one last spoon barbecue.

by Blowjaysimpson June 27, 2019

Spoons on spaghetti night

A bad solution, temporarily considered.

Looking up towards the window they thought “This rope made of laundry DOES seem pretty sturdy…” but then realized it was spoons on spaghetti night.

by PulpPigment November 1, 2023

spoon the fluffy

Spoon the fluffy exists, go home

Spoon the fluffy exists... go home

by IHotzDropz (Hot Peppa) January 15, 2021

Spoon

You Eat Booty Without this tool

How the fuck do you not know what a fucking spoon is. You lifeless piece of shit.

by EmotionalSuport_ February 5, 2020

Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021