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/buy minecraft

You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.
You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!
by bymeok October 24, 2022
mugGet the /buy minecraftmug.

playing Minecraft

doing something subjectively meaningless, i.e. something that is objectively useful to everyone, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you, who defines your activity as useless and subjective only to themselves).
mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.

Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, of playing Minecraft, I mean the actual game, is subjectively meaningless to youm, since everybody objectively defines it as useful except for you. (Adam goes off to help his dad).
by Sexydimma September 18, 2012
mugGet the playing Minecraftmug.

Minecraft

Literally just building blocks but 10x more fun. Idk both kinda fun.
Person 1: Wanna play Minecraft?
Person 2: And go blind from sitting in front a screen for too long!?!? sure.
by Kainokml June 2, 2022
mugGet the Minecraftmug.

Minecraft

Virtual and legal alternative to drugs, the best shit you'll ever do.
Person 1: Wanna go to this party-
Person 2: FUCK THAT SHIT I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT
by senpaielias July 24, 2019
mugGet the Minecraftmug.

Minecraft

" get the f*ck out of my room, mom, im playing minecraft!"
by Chonki February 5, 2021
mugGet the Minecraftmug.

Minecraft

A game that was wonderful and fully rejected by Isaac Newton
Isaac Newton: I want to play this "Minecraft'' thing.

Later
Mad Isaac: WHAT THE F**K THIS IS REJECTABLE, I CHOPPED A TREE AND IT'S NOT FALLING!
by anonymous November 23, 2021
mugGet the Minecraftmug.

minecraft-suit

the suits Lil Pump and Kanye West wore in “I Love It
JAMES LOOK! I GOT A NEW MINECRAFT-SUIT BRO!”
by sexington on twitter July 1, 2019
mugGet the minecraft-suitmug.

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