half and half with cream cheese 

A service that is offered, and performed, by a prostitute. One half is oral sex, the other half is vaginal sex, finished by ejaculating in her mouth.

That trick just gave me a half and half with cream cheese for the low and let me finish on her face

half and half with cream cheese by Joes Endo August 30, 2016

Half Pump Chump 

Defined as anyone who goes to the gym and does many reps and sets of a machine improperly. Often used to appear as if they have more strength than what they really do. Usually associated with buff guys or gym rats.

Bro, look at that dude squatting 415 over there, are his knees even bending?...what a half pump chump.

Half Pump Chump by Brad_yungtaco June 3, 2016

half erection 

When a Male gets half of an erection as a natural way to show you Love someone.

" Hey dude I got a half erection when I hugged that girl" "Did she notice my half erection when we cuddled?"

half erection by Xhzjsjsjsbs May 29, 2017

half dead fun 

Chinglish words. When you are in the middle of a masturbation, your vibrator turns out of juice.

1.5 hours for full battery charge no more half dead fun!

half dead fun by lowsense December 8, 2017

Half-dicking 

to masturbate to a not so good porn video and not feeling satisfied

I wasn't satisfied with the nut last night

I was half-dicking

Half-dicking by Bfarab August 24, 2018

Half Bake

‘When you have a big poop and don’t push it all out, you hold it in so it’s half way and it feels like a cock in your ass, Leave it in for as long as possible without snapping off’

Steve: ‘ Hey Lewis guess what I just did?
Lewis: ‘What did you just do Steve?’
Steve: ‘ A half bake’
Lewis: ‘What’s a half bake?’
Steve: ‘I just did shit, 2 inches in diameter and shat half of it out and left the other half inside. Kept it in for as long as possible, Felt like a cock up my ass’
Lewis: ‘Nice, Show me some time’

*Two heterosexual males having a conversation’

Half Bake by Bricklayer Steve November 22, 2018

half dating 

Half dating is when you and another person are dating each other but not at the same time

Person: are you guys together?
Person 2: nah, we’re half dating

half dating by Rosukki March 2, 2019