Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks like a heterosexual one to the unbeknownst, but is actually between two lesbians. Named after the satirical internet rumor that both Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel, who are claimed by Sanrio to be a straight couple, are actually two girls.

Penny: “People keep thinking I’m straight because I call Alex my boyfriend, but little do they know that she’s also a lesbian like me!”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”

“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”

by chillzfundee March 3, 2025

hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat

A obese cat, aka the rizzler. Lives in aubrey texas.

“Hey- wheres hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat?” “Shes gooning to skibbity toilet and rizzing baby gronk” “gyat”

by Rizzler faunum gyat December 12, 2024

Com Kitty

A term for (typically) teenage girls on discord who have a fixation on com kids and being extorted. They typically have the com accent and are intimidated by and rude to every woman that so much as breathes in the same voice calls. They usually try and fail at the egirl aesthetic, and commonly have blood/gore related banners. They love being extorted, promoting self harm and eating disorders, and being overall wastes of oxygen.

comkid: carve my name into your thigh for my banner, kitten
com kitty: yes daddy~

by msrattatata June 27, 2024

kitty bird

cat and bird

hi kitty bird!

by 3v6h5vhw5t March 26, 2021

fuzzy kitty surprise

1. The act of farting on or towards someone or something, quiet often in the facial area.

I was just sitting there, and that weinerhead just walked up and gave me a fuzzy kitty surprise!

by TinaWeina December 28, 2009

Carwash kitty

So two friends went to the car wash to wash their car. And one of the girls got up on the car and started washing their “kitty”. An when she started doing so white stuff started cuming out so they started cleaning with it.

Omg she’s washing her car with carwash kitty.

by Carwash kitty November 19, 2021

Kitty

Kitty is the most dainty girl in the world with her big slime. She has a big heart, loves almost everything, always has something to say, talking about her life and has a loves stuff animal.

Person 1 did u see Kitty

Person2 yeah she 1 of the most prettiest girl in the world

by Baddie 81 January 26, 2025