Facebook Spree

When you go on facebook and visit tons of your friends' profiles and comment on a lot of things or "like" a lot of things. Usually involves a lot of creepin.
Man, I was so bored today that I went on a facebook spree and commented on all of Tim's, Lisa's and Johnny's wall posts. Now I'm gonna have 50 thousand notifications because of that!
by Bears n Basketball January 23, 2011
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Facebook Flush

To delete people from your friend list.
I have 2156 "friends" but only actually talk to half of them. It must be time for a Facebook Flush.
by nrs1970 June 24, 2010
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Facebook Showoff

An obnoxious prick who posts every shitty detail of their shitty lives on facebook in the hope that one of their virtual "friends" actually gives a shit ... because none of their real "friends" would ever give a shit ....
"So and So has just arrived in America - it's so sick"

Who gives a fuck, that tit is just being a Facebook Showoff, I'm bored of this bollocks - un-friend !!
by daldab February 12, 2012
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facebook hypocrite

a person who says they will never have a social networking profile and then gets one.
Suri:"Hey, did you hear Lucas got a facebook?"
Shiloh:"Really?, what a facebook hypocrite"
Suri:"I know"
by The Fantastic October 18, 2008
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Facebook friend

Person you've spent more time reading their updates online than seeing them in person.
I have no idea where I met this Facebook friend, but I'm really glad she still keeps all her updates public.
by sokirk September 29, 2011
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Facebook Grooming

To use facebook chat/wall posts/inbox messaging to chat up someone that you fancy with witty flirtatious banter, in order to groom them, as so next time you see them out, the ground work is done and you can go in for the pull.
A:Is that hot girl going out tonight?

B:Yea maate, I have been facebook grooming her all week. Im in there.
by GDIZZLEDIZZLE April 16, 2009
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facebook love

somone who blatentally has a crush on the persons page they are visiting. they feel compelled to do things to them for no reason espesially throwing pies, and poking them.
facebook love; you have just recived a poke from a...... f....... Poke back? Ignore
by haha gotya October 30, 2009
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